Um, okay… Janet Jackson and Kid Rock? Apparenly I missed something. I didn’t realize they still had careers. It’s like I’ve been time-warped to 1997!! Help!!
I mean, seriously, no one expects it to be good but c’mon. P. Diddy has resorted to ripping off Toni Basil??! I’m going to fire up Garage Band and launch my musical career posthaste. Apparently, I have enough talent in my average turd to get a spot in the Superbowl half-time show.
Not even Janet’s tit could save this monstrosity. And I’m sorry, if that wasn’t a planned exposure (and I could care less one way or the other) then why did she have on that sunburst nipple ring/pastie on under the bodice? Hmm?? Accident? Me thinks not.