Yes! Free Government Ringtones, you know, for kids!
They are about as good as government cheese. Wait, I think these are government cheese. Oh no, they are the latest appeal from Uncle Sam to help kids get the message that saying no to drugs is cool. I particularly love this copy:
“We bet that you’re getting sick of hearing Justin, 50 cent, or Ring 5 every time one of your buddies calls.”
Yeah… because teens hate conformity and popular music. They would much rather have lame ass tones produced by bureaucrats!
My favorite is “Pick up your phone“. That one is begging for an industrious teen to mix to say, “Hey, pick up your phone… biatch.”
Update: It gets even better! You can get free anti-drug graphics for your website! Now who thought up, “Life: my anti-drug”… sheesh, it’s the existential crisis of adolescence that drives most of the kids to drugs in the first place.
I do not even know how to respond to that. What kid is going to put a “smoking dope is so bad for you!” quiz up on his/her website? Wait. A majority of today’s teens think the 1st Amendment goes too far. That means a majority of today’s teens are mutants, or possibly aliens. Perhaps this new species of human lookalikes enjoys making its websites into propaganda tools for the gubment.