Popcorn or Candy? Candy. Milk duds or Receses Pieces.
Movie you’ve been meaning to see forever? Well, between working full-time and law school in the evening, that list would be *way* too long for this post…
You are given the power to recall one Oscar: who loses it, and to whom? Easy. 2001 Animated Feature Film–the first year of the category. Shrek won, a travesty. I would pry it from his green ogre hands and properly award it to Richard Linklater and the crew at Flat Black Films for Waking Life. They was robbed!
Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe. Boba Fett. C’mon, the dudes a badass.
Your favorite film franchise is: Star Wars. Duh.
Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why’d you invite them? What do you feed them? Hmmm… Five? Okay… do they have to be alive? I’m going to assume they do, which is a shame, because dinner with Billy Wilder would be *awesome*. Here goes:
John Sayles. He’s a genius and responsible for one of the greatest American movies: Matewan.
Steven Soderbergh. Another great American indie filmmaker and very largely responsible for a renaissance in American indie film with Sex, Lies, and Videotape.
Richard Linklater. Another great American indie. Yeah, I know, I saw The Newton Boys but you have to give him Slacker, Before Sunrise, Tape and one of my favs, Waking Life.
Johnny Depp. I just love this guy. I’ve never seen someone who was originally written off (21 Jump Street anyone?) become such a great artist. I’ve also never seen an interview with him that wasn’t interesting and engaging. I’m sure he has off nights, but I think he’d make a great guest.
Mark Cuban. He went to my alma matter. His production company, 2929, which with Soderbergh has done some really innovative things with distribution. He owns HDNet. And I have a business plan for a production company I would like to pitch him that could be funded with just a small fraction of his Maverick’s payroll. 🙂
I would feed them Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic. It’s easy and delicious.
What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?
Stocks. As in the kind that bind your hands and feet for public humiliation. In the lobby of the theater.
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever seen in a movie? Excluding documentaries, I’d say, Kazaam… Shaquille O’Neal is a great example of how being a sports star has nothing to do with your ability to act.
Your favorite genre (excluding “comedy” and “drama”) is… indie.
You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?
I would use my power to greenlight a ton of small(er) budget indie films to try to usher in a new golden age of quality studio films. You know, like back in the day when studios were making films like Midnight Cowboy and Network, two amazing films that would probably never get the green light at a major studio today.
Bonnie or Clyde? See, that’s too tough. I mean, on the one hand, Warren Beatty is fine and all, but Faye Dunnaway makes me want to hurl. (Except in Network, about the only decent performance she’s ever given, but I digress.) So I’m gonna cheat and go with another classic couple/criminal film, Breathless and say Jean-Paul Belmondo–cooler than Warren Beatty any day.
Another Movie Meme
Saint Felix
This weekend was an extraordinarily good cheese weekend. I wandered into my local cheese shop, Marion Street Cheese Market and asked my cheese monger, “What have you got that you really like?”
Well, he was quite excited to be carrying cheeses by a cheesemaker from Wisconsin, Felix Thalhammer. Apparently, Marion St. is the first shop outside Wisconsin to carry Felix’s aged cheeses. Now that I’ve sampled them, I can see why Eric was so excited!
Felix owns Capri Creamery specializing in artisan goat cheeses. The first cheese I tried and purchased is Saint Felix.
St. Felix is an aged, washed rind goat cheese, which take 2-3 years to prepare. The St. Felix is apparently the first of these cheeses, and let me assure you, it’s fantastic.
The cheese has a good, strong smell, you just know it’s going to be good! It has a nice, firm texture, with a larger crumble, so it has a nice bite to it, but it still feels great in your mouth, maybe even a little “fatter” than most goat’s milk cheese feel. It’s a washed rind cheese, so it’s nice and salty, with a slightly gritty, nutty finish that will remind you slightly of Parmesan.
Since Felix’s cheeses are made by hand by him alone, they’re probably going to be hard to find outside of the Midwest, or even Wisconsin for that matter! But I did notice you can order on his website. You should do yourself a favor and order some. If the St. Felix is any indication of Felix’s talent for cheese, we should have some really stunning cheeses down the road!
Coming soon, Govarti…
Me! Me! Meme
Blatently stolen from She Says and Zuska… Here’s my list!
Bold are the “Have Dones” and Italics are the “To Do”…
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game (and survived the crush afterwards)
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero (“wonder twin powers, activate!!”)
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving (Snorkeling…)
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication (Define Large Publication?)
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad – and the Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life
Thank Goodness! *
Well, it looks like a done deal: the dems take the senate, too!. Between this and Rummy, it’s like Christmas came early.
Just don’t fsck it up!! (Which means, someone please tell John Kerry he need not run again.)
*I would say thank god, but you know. Besides, the results of the election clearly demonstrate that there is no god, or if there is, he doesn’t like the republican party as much as they think he does. Maybe he just doesn’t like politics?
Atheism at the Ludicrous Extreme
Clearly, I’m not an atheist. But it’s important to note I am not a christian, either. Some would call me an agnostic, but I prefer merely to describe myself as spiritual. Raised (for the most part) Unitarian, I seek truth–to the extent it can be found. I do not believe in a personified, interventionist god. I believe in a force of nature that science has not–nor do I believe ever will–really explain, but like Stephen Jay Gould, I don’t think science need bother.
Proving–or disproving–the existence of “god” would be a very low priority in my lab, I can tell you that.
So, recently, Daniel C. Dennett, who’s work I’ve read and admire, had a medical problem that might have ended his life. He survived, and when he did, he thanked “goodness”. I have absolutely no issue with that. I’d thank goodness, too!
Where I think he’s mis-guided is in his chastising those who “prayed” for him. Oh, he’s quick to say that he appreciates the thought and that he understands the urge, but he wishes they’d do something useful:
“Surely it does the world no harm if those who can honestly do so pray for me! No, I’m not at all sure about that. For one thing, if they really wanted to do something useful, they could devote their prayer time and energy to some pressing project that they can do something about.”
Look, I understand what he’s getting at, but c’mon. This shit is getting ridiculous. The idea of “praying” or even saying, “you’re in my prayers” isn’t any more “wasteful” or “useless” than saying “you’re in my thoughts”. Is it wasted time to take a moment and stop, reflect on the state of a close friend or loved one, whether that thought is based in religion or secular humanism? The idea that someone is wasting their time because they are offering their support in form of prayer is just plain stupid. It’s no different (and I would agree no more effective) than saying, “I thought about you today.”
Yes, yes, I understand that if you’re a friend of Dennett and you know that he would feel the best way to honor or express care for him was plowing into your work and getting something remarkable done, well, by golly, that’s what you should do. But again, I’m calling bullshit. Humans, whether they believe in “god” or not should care about each other and the people in their lives. When they express that care as a thought, gesture or even–gasp–a prayer, it’s never useless and it’s never a waste of time.
Midnight Moon
I have to hand it to the folks at Cyrpress Grove Chevre, they know their goat cheeses!
As you may already know, Cypress makes one of my favorite cheeses, Humboldt Fog so it wasn’t hard to get me to try Midnight Moon, which is an aged goat cheese, very Gouda like in style, taste and appearance.
This one isn’t actually made by Cypress Grove, it’s made for them by a Dutch company (hence the Gouda style, I presume). It’s aged just right, with a few crunchy crystals and a nice, firm texture. It’s got a little bit of that goat tang, but it’s still pretty rich in buttery, caramel goodness. It’s a very, very tasty cheese and makes a delightful snack.
Dawkins is a Good Read. And Wrong
Richard Dawkins is undoubtedly a very smart man, much smarter than me. However, his recent entry on the Huffington Post I found to be quite lacking.
First, he starts off with the misstatement that America was “founded in secularism as a beacon of eighteenth century enlightenment,” which I think romanticizes the founding of America a great deal. Not to mention that the country may have been “founded” by those fleeing religious persecution, but they didn’t waste much time persecuting those who held different beliefs. Dawkins paints this picture of a rosy secular republic with the Founding Fathers welcoming and tolerant to all differing religious views. Bollocks. The reason the founding fathers were so adamant to separate church and state wasn’t as much to keep church out of government as it was to keep government out of church. If Dawkins can say, with a straight face, that the founding fathers would have been open to all sects of Christianity, Judaism, Paganism, Islam, Mormonism, etc. then I’ll stand up and call him a bald faced liar. To say that our modern political system would “horrify” the Founding Fathers presumes that the Founding Fathers would not also have been “horrified” by things like abortion and gay marriage. I am fairly certain that would have been equally horrified by both.
Dawkins is correct, however, that there is a rising element of what I consider a specific brand of American Christian Fundamentalism that is definitely a cause for concern–among true Christians and non-Christians alike. These people, often in the guise of Christianity, pervert the very Bible they purport to worship for the sake of advancing their own political agenda and often engage in a form of worship that I can’t really fathom, which seems to include ignoring the poor and worshiping the dollar. But that’s not really the focus of Dawkins post.
Instead, Dawkins purports to engage reason and the scientific mind to conclude that, in all probability, there is no god. But he proceeds to offer evidence that is, frankly, irrelevant.
Turning to British leadership analogies as only a Brit could, Dawkins outlines the Chamberlain and Churchill schools of dealing with the ‘threat’ of religion to science (again, as if this threat were something new and endemic to America. Galileo might differ with Dawkins on this.)
Dawkins then goes on to criticize rational scientists, like Stephen Jay Gould, who understood that science cannot affirm or deny the existence of the supernatural, nor need they bother. That’s because Dawkins and the Fundamentalist Atheist movement are as zealous and mis-guided as the Fundamentalist Christian’s they oppose. Both of them have abandoned the core of the belief system they purport to adhere to and make gigantic leaps from reason.
Dawkins starts off in the right direction: that the existence of a deity (or deities, if you rather) can be viewed as a scientific hypothesis. I agree. In fact, to me, it’s very much like the quest for a unified theory in physics. But that’s where Dawkins makes a huge mistake: he concludes that “a universe with a god would be a completely different universe from one without”. Really? Why is that so? I say that a universe with a god could be exactly like one without one. It really depends on the nature of the god you believe in, doesn’t it?
Dawkins seems to think that if there is a god, it must be an interventionist god. That god would be evidenced by a righteous display of his powers, healing the sick, blowing shit up or something. I don’t really know. As an example, he offers that if there were some kind of DNA evidence that Jesus did, in fact, not have a father and had a virgin mother, that the religious community (which he’s lumped now with anyone who agrees with Gould’s NOMA) would rush to embrace the science. Right off the bat, Dawkins is trying to attack *Fundamentalism* but failing to properly define the scope of his inquiry. You can’t disprove one religion’s god based on the fundamental assumptions of another religion’s belief. Not all religions are incompatible with scientific inquiry or evolution. It’s too bad, in attempting to prove or disprove his hypothesis, Dawkins never actually bothers to define the “god” he’s attempting to disprove.
He makes an attempt. He mentions that if your view of “god” is one of “love, nature, goodness, the universe and the laws of physics, the spirit of humanity” then his previous diatribe doesn’t apply. What he misses is that to many Christians, god is both personified and the embodiment of those things. Now, personally, I don’t believe in a personified, interventionist god. But Dawkins really makes a critical error, one I see atheists making all the time, by distinguishing the two.
At heart of the debate between the religious and the non-religious is something that Dawkins does touch on: “we do need some kind of explanation for the origin of all things. Physicists and cosmologists are hard at work on the problem.” Which is precisely the basis of the theory he’s supposed to be addressing. He goes on to point out, rightly so, “Intelligent, creative, complex, statistically improbable things come late into the universe, as the product of evolution or some other process of gradual escalation from simple beginnings. They come late into the universe and therefore cannot be responsible for designing it.” That’s where he slips up. He’s assuming that “god” is a “complex and statistically improbable thing” and that since these things are the product of evolution, they “cannot be responsible for designing it.”
That may be true, but now, he’s attacking Intelligent Design. He’s assuming, and he makes a lot of assumptions–most of which are based in Fundamentalism, that if there were a god who created the universe, that it must have been designed. Because when physicists smash atoms into each other in a supercollider, the sub-atomic particles that result are always exactly what they expected.
But, in fact, most of the Christians I know don’t believe in intelligent design. They believe in evolution and they’ve read Darwin (many even read Dawkins). Certainly Dawkins hangs with a different crowd than I do, but something tells me neither one of us is down with the Creflo Dollar crew. That’s the problem. Dawkins says it’s improbable that there’s a god because all of the complexities of life are numerous and unlikely to have been designed. Therefore, no god could have been complex enough to create all this, so no god exists. Q.E.D. Very nice. But very wrong. He’s looking in the wrong place for his evidence.
He hits on the kernel of what should be the starting point of scientific investigation when he says “Physicists and cosmologists are hard at work on the problem.” That’s where the answer lies, if there is an answer. Looking to evolution for the proof of existence or non-existence of god is looking in the wrong place. Evolution doesn’t have to be incompatible with god. Dawkins isn’t even asking the right questions, let alone looking at proper evidence.
If you want to believe that the universe was created by a god/gods and that it has since evolved into what it is, that’s fine with me. If you want to believe that the universe is pure random happenstance, that is also fine with me. If you want to believe that we ride on the back of a great tortoise I also am okay with that. But what really, really irritates me is zealotry. And I see Dawkins and his ilk engaging in the exact same kind of religious zealotry as Fundamentalist Christians, but they call their religion “Science”. What’s shameful about that is it’s a perverted science, as sure as “Fundamentalism” is a perverted Christianity. It’s zealotry, pure and simple. It’s low-down, dirty partisan politics. It’s intellectually dishonest.
The honest answer is: we can’t prove god exists and we can’t prove that god does not exist. Both the existence and non-existence of God are competing scientific hypotheses which are, at least in the foreseeable future, unlikely to be proved or disproved. Not that it can’t be valid scientific inquiry, I think it can. But before Dawkins can spout off evidence supporting his theory, it would be more productive to actually define which theory of god he’s actually attacking.
If you ask me, though, it’s a tremendous waste of his time and energy, not to mention his intellect. Instead of worrying about whether or not there is a god, the right thing to do is to stop wasting time and effort attempting to convert the religious to atheism and to focus on stopping the rise of Fundamentalism that perverts science, humanity and religion.
Florette
Yesterday I had a goat’s milk brie style cheese called Florette. It’s a creamy white mold cheese, imagine a texture similar to brie or Camembert, but with it’s own flavor.
Unlike some other cream goat cheeses, that shall remain nameless, Florette is extremely mild, and not marked by a strong goat flavor or even a pronounced tang. Instead, it’s a smooth and deliciously creamy treat, with a very subtle flavor. Anytime you might think you’d be in the mood for Brie, mix things up a bit with Florette and I don’t think you’d be disappointed.
There was a mouse in the house…
…but with four cats, I’m afraid it never stood much of a chance.