Yesterday, on All Things Considered I heard a great commentary by Ian Wrisley, a minister, about his feelings re: Ten Commandments displays at government buildings. I thought it was very insightful, picking up on a point that many Christians seem to overlook; when the government adopts religion, it doesn’t promote faith: it promotes government.
Friday Spies
Okay, in the spirit of “Me, too!” here you go… Questions courtesyBegging the Question; answers, pure Dave!:
1. What blog, other than your own, do you read the most?
I use a news aggregator to read blogs, so I read about 75 blogs daily. I pay special attention to the blogs of people I know “in real life.”
2. Are you a gadget person? Do you have the latest thingamajigs and whoozits and geegaws? What sort of gadgets do you own?
Am I a gadget person?? Am I a gadget person? My two digital cameras (one snapshot, one SLR), my MPEG Camera, Treo, iPod, card reader, encrypted USB memory stick, Tivo and countless others too numerous to mention should answer the question for you. I’m not just a gadget person, I’m a gadget whore.
3. If I gave you $1000 on the condition that you couldn’t spend it on something responsible (e.g., bills), or save it, what would you do with the money? (Can you tell that a Democrat is asking that question?)
Hmmm… gadgets? Actually, probably a trip to share with my wife. This working full-time and school at night thing means we don’t get enough alone time. That’s what I’d use it for.
4. What are your five favorite sitcoms of all time, other than “Seinfeld” and “The Simpsons”?
Sports Night. Futurama. That’s all I can think of at the moment…
5. Organize a film festival based on a theme. Choose a theme and a handful of movies with that theme, and tell us what you’ve chosen.
Okay… since I just finished reading The Pleasure of My Company (a very enjoyable read, by the way) let’s go with Steve Martin:
A Simple Twist of Fate
A lesser known Martin film, a bit sentimental and a bit hokey with some bittersweet thrown in for good measure. I just really enjoyed it.
The Spanish Prisoner
Steve Martin and David Mamet. C’mon, need I say more?!
L.A. Story
A true classic. “You think that you can have the duck with a financial statement like this?”
The Three Amigos
Absolutely stupid. In a good way. Plus with Martin Short and Chevy Chase, how could you go wrong?
The Jerk
“He hates these cans!!” The Jerk is fall over in your chair laughing funny. Yes, it’s dumb and silly. But funny… “I’m picking out a Thermos, for you…”
Tivo Series 2: The Sequel
My wife and I have been wanting to get a Tivo for the bedroom for some time now and with the current Tivo promo program, there was no time like the present. I have an old Sony Tivo (Series 1) which I love and has been with me for many, many years. We unpacked the new Tivo and moved the old one into the bedroom… but now, I’m thinking about getting another Series 2 Tivo for the bedroom. Wow. I mean, wow. The Series 2 has some great features:
- Networking… So you can sync over the net.
- On line scheduling.
- Program sharing
- The Home Media Option
It’s really the Home Media Option that was the real killer app for me. Wow, it is completely kick ass. Wow. It is. Wow.
First, it supports the PC and the Mac. But I use it with my Mac. In less than 30 seconds, I had the “Tivo Desktop” software installed and up and running on my Mac. It allows me to share photos from my iPhoto albums, and music from iTunes. So now, all 25k+ songs in my music library and all 5k+ photos in my photo library can be shared to the Tivo. And a quick output from the Tivo into my amp, and viola! My entire music library, on-line, and browsable. It’s amazing. I love it. I’m in heaven.
The Perfect Gift!
Everyone is going to be wearing one one of these this year. Phat, indeed. Christ be down with the bling, yo.
Progenitorivox
Consumers Union has a hillarious “commercial” for the non-existant drug Progenitorivox. The song is catchy and the animation is great…
[Via Cartoon Brew]
Everyone else is doing it…
Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke. And none of that “caffeine free” stuff, either.
Chunky or smooth peanut butter? Chunky! I am not a damn communist.*
White or wheat? Either. I’m a carb junky. I could live on bread and cheese. And wine, let’s not forget the wine. Did I mention the wine?
Vanilla or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate. Seriously, I told you before I’m not a communist.
Perfect “after sex food”? Well, not really a food… SmartWater™
Butter or margarine? Butter. Did you know eggs are now good for you, too? Delicious.
Coffee, tea, or neither? Neither. I take my caffeine in cola form. I do like an occasional iced chai, soy milk, please.
Sweet or dill pickles? Dill! Communist!
Stupidest thing a boy girl told me that I believed? I think I’m going to take the Fifth on this one.
What do you want to be when you grow up? A communist I don’t want to grow up.
*This comes from a discussion my friend Dusty and I had regarding the merits of smooth vs. chunky peanut butter and grape vs. strawberry jelly. “Communist!” he would exclaim when I stated my preference for chunky peanut butter. Finally, he conceded that I wasn’t a communist with the statement, “Okay, go ahead and eat your chunky peanut butter, Hitler.”
Chicago’s Special Day
Today is Casimir Pulaski Day. In case you didn’t know, Casimir Pulaski was a hero of the American Revolution, up there with Lafayette, et. al. And since Chicago has the largest ethnic Polish population outside of Poland, his day is celebrated city wide: kids get a day off school and most city offices are closed–including the courts.
Well, my wife was going to file some motions today, forgetting it was Pulaski Day. When she got to the Court it was locked. There was another woman, walking away, so my wife turned to her and said, “Is it a holiday?”
The woman looked at her and said–completely seriously, “Yeah, it’s Roman Polanski Day. I don’t know what the hell he ever did to deserve a special day,” and walked off.
Women and Shoes
I think this conversation between my wife and I sums it up:
“You already have a pair almost exactly like those, don’t you?”
“But these shoes are completely different! I’ve been looking for a pair like this for a long time.”
“How are they different?”
“The heel is 1/2″ shorter, for one.”
“Um, okay. But you never wear that other pair anymore, why don’t you at least give them away to make room in the closet for this new pair?”
“I can’t give away that pair, they were a present.”
“A present from who?”
“Myself.”
More on Law Professors…
Prof. Hurt over at Conglomerate jumps into the ‘where should you go to school if you want to be a law professor fray’ and raises a very good point: it is important to consider current hiring practices and not just the practices of the past.
To respond to some points that have been raised in various comments on other sites:
1. Prof. Leiter notes: “It appears the person (My name is Dave, but you may call me Mr. Gulbransen –Ed.) surveying the Chicago-area law schools was counting clinical *and* academic faculty…” Personally, I don’t care about the distinction. I doubt outside of the cloistered world of the academy, that anyone cares. Undoubtedly it has career implications but I also suspect there are some who would prefer to be clinical faculty. God forbid people entering the field of higher education have different motives.
2. I don’t think it’s any more difficult to pursue an academic career in law than it is in any other academic field. In fact, I’m still surprised that people can get jobs in legal education with only a J.D. (Although, as Prof. Solum notes, and LLM, SJD, or PhD can an advantage.) I mean c’mon people–the scholarly publications of legal education are student edited journals. I do wonder how the world of legal scholarship would be changed if faculty submitted to peer edited journals. I know I’m not the first to wonder.
3. Publishing is lovely; however, there are those who would just prefer to teach–and there is value in that. Law professors would be wise to bear that in mind. Those who graduate, enter the real world, make their fortunes are those who endow the chairs that afford faculty the luxury of academe. They also tend to remember those who taught them best. (And yes, I’m aware that publishing and teaching aren’t mutually exclusive–but those who master both are as exceptional as the Tier 4 graduate professor.)
4. I never stated that I wanted a career in academics. I wouldn’t rule it out, but it’s not something I’ve given much consideration–it is certainly not why I decided to go to law school. Frankly, if I knew with 100% certainty that I wanted to be an academic, I’d get a PhD before I’d get a JD. I’m one of those freaks who went to law school with the notion that the law applies to so many areas of our lives that it would be worth having the degree–whether I practice or not–and whether I stay in my current career path or not.
I just hate to see members of a class (and “law professor” is definitely a class) crushing the dreams of anyone out there who may be wanting to pursue a career in academics. Yes, a healthy dose of reality is important to anyone–no one should be completely blind to the hurdles they may have to overcome to pursue a career in their chosen field. But to say that if you go to a school outside the top [insert arbitrary, self-serving number] then it’s hopeless isn’t doing a service to anyone because it is just not true.
That isn’t to say that someone who graduates at the bottom of their class from a Tier 4 school has a shot at academics; but that’s not really what’s being debated. None of the student voices I’ve heard lack the understanding that the more prestigious your pedigree the easier the road. But there are those out there who would be very comfortable ending up a faculty member at one of those Tier 2, 3, or 4 schools where they could teach students to be lawyers. And not all of those future professors need degrees from Yale to get there.
Something is rank here, all right.
There’s a lot of talk about law school rank these days (I guess there always is)… however, one thing that caught my eye was David Bernstein’s post over at The Volokh Conspiracy. Law Dork and Divine Angst both had some interesting comments as well.
So, in the spirit of procrastination for a brief I’m working on, I did a “mini” survey. I looked at the “rankings” for the schools attended by some law professors who blog:
Blogging Professors | |
Number Surveyed | 47 |
Average Rank | 7 |
Top 10 | 37/47 |
Percentage Top 10 | 79% |
Since I’m all about the City of Chicago, I also decided to take a look at all the law schools in the Chicago area. Here they are, presented in order of school rank:
Chicago | Rank: 6 |
Number Surveyed | 58 |
Average Rank | 6 |
Top 10 | 54/58 |
Percentage Top 10 | 93% |
Northwestern | Rank: 10 |
Number Surveyed | 88 |
Average Rank | 16 |
Top 10 | 66/88 |
Percentage Top 10 | 75% |
Chicago-Kent | Rank: 63 |
Number Surveyed | 69 |
Average Rank | 23 |
Top 10 | 35/69 |
Percentage Top 10 | 51% |
Loyola | Rank: 67 |
Number Surveyed | 47 |
Average Rank | 37 |
Top 10 | 22/47 |
Percentage Top 10 | 47% |
DePaul | Rank: 103 |
Number Surveyed | 62 |
Average Rank | 41 |
Top 10 | 24/62 |
Percentage Top 10 | 39% |
John Marshall | Rank: 138 |
Number Surveyed | 61 |
Average Rank | 47 |
Top 10 | 23/61 |
Percentage Top 10 | 38% |
Note: This was a very cursory survey, based on faculty listings on the school’s websites. I also threw out professors who had degrees from places like “Tokyo University” because I didn’t have a ranking guide handy for them. The other ranks are all based on the latest U.S. News ranking, since that seems to be the de facto standard–for better or worse.
If you want to see the full results–including a break-down by individual faculty members, I’ve put it here in an Excel sheet.
Apparently, there is some hope for those who would like to pursue a career in academics, but don’t have the Top 10 cred.
Would anyone be interested if I expanded this into a full survey/paper?