I am Nerd King!
It ain’t scarlet, and it ain’t no “A”
Well, apparently grades have begun to trickle in, because I just got an IM from a classmate, “Did you see? Crim grades are posted!”
So I went up to check, and viola! Bitter disappointment! Hooray!!
I am so glad I skipped town right after finals and hadn’t thought about them until now. Otherwise, I’d be a basket case.
What sucks is that I really, truly felt that I was prepared for this round. I did the practice tests. I wrote my own outline. I was pretty confident I knew the material. And then bam! I am starring at one of the worst grades of my academic career.
I know, it has to happen at some point, but I was still not ready for the shock. Granted, it’s only in one class, and it’s not enough to put me on academic probation or anything, but it is enough to make the law school experience, shall we say, less pleasant?
I’ve decided I’m not playing any silly law school games. When people ask how I did, I am candid: “Not very well.” If they press, I’ll reveal the actual letter… I feel like it’s already branded on me like a scarlet “A”. Well, not an A, exactly…
What’s most upsetting is that I actually enjoyed the class. I kept up with the readings and I thought I had a good handle on the material. I studied. As one of those over-achieving assholes who always did well in school without really trying, I decided law school would be different. I applied myself. And the reward I got was a lousy grade!
So, should I go back to my slacker ways? I think I could do this well with a lot less work. Or should I chalk it up to experience and the fact that I’m still learning exactly what law professors are looking for in an exam? Or should I write it off as one bad test, hardly an estimation of my self-worth, or even my (potential) ability within the practice of law? I dunno. I suppose I should wait and see if this one grade was an anomaly, or an indication of a bad semester.
Sigh.
Would you like to put your penis on a diet and play some poker?
I’m not sure where I went wrong. Maybe it was my choice of titles for the blog… “Preaching to the Perverted” does sound like some kind of weirdo porn site these days, I guess. It’s actually a reference to a PWEI song.
Maybe it’s the fact that when I was visiting my brother in Japan, we were asked to take an “English Tourist” survey at Nijo-jo by the Hachigaok Jr. High English Club, and I foolishly took their picture and posted it on my site. Now, the most common search bringing people to my personal web site is “japanese school girl”. Of course, it fluctuates. Last month it was “atheist” because of this photo.
Whatever the reason, I’ve apparently been targeted as a compulsive dieter with a small penis and an addiction to Texas hold ’em. There must really be something to spam because anyone who knows me can tell you that description is dead-on.
So recently, in between hands of poker and poping diet pills while applying for a super-low rate second mortgage, I decided to add a CAPTCHA test for comment submissions. Not because I want to stop you, gentle reader, from taking advantage of these great offers people have been posting to my site, oh no! I want you to get your diet pills, card games, sexual enhancement devices, porn, mortgages, car loans, etc. I just want my cut of the action, like Evan.
And it did work… for about two days. The CAPTCHA test cut my daily comment spam down from 25-30 per day (yes, you read that correctly) to zero.
Alas, all good things must come to an end… and I came in today to find that I’ve already received 15 spam trackback pings today.
*sigh*
SCode
Well, I arrived back from my honeymoon on Monday to find a *ton* of comment spam here… over 250! So I decided it was time to install SCode. I *think* I finally have it working. If you try to comment and it is not working, please let me know. It was a royal pain in the butt to install.
SixApart *really* needs to do something about this… they should integrate a CAPTCHA test into the standard install. I mean, Scode does the job, but it was way too hard to install for the casual blogger. C’mon SixApart, we’re paying good money for MT now… get with the program!
One More To Go!
Finished my Criminal Final tonight, so just Torts left, and this semester is over! I will make no prognostication about my performance. I’m sure I did better than I think and not as good as I hope. Who knows? It will be another 5-6 weeks before I get my grades back anyway.
I have come out of this finals period with some valuable lessons though, which I would love to share for all you pre-1Ls out there:
1. Briefing is valuable for keeping up with the development of ideas in class, but the value of briefing for exams is minimal. (Keep in mind, this might not be true of more case-centric courses, like Con Law.) You should brief, but brief briefly. 🙂
2. Outline. Outline. Outline. Seriously.
Now, here’s the thing, everyone will say, “Outline the way that means something to you” which I think is a total B.S. cop out. I’m going to tell you how to outline:
- First, start with your course syllabus, make each one of the topics a major header in your outline.
Next, underneath each header, make subheaders for each of the rules/concepts that apply to that section; use your class notes to round this out. Cross-check this with a hornbooks and/or commercial outline. Some of the “Understanding” series are really great… The Criminal One (Dressler) is especially good.
Now, under each rule/concept, fill in an example or descriptive paragraph. It’s best to do this from a synthesis of your notes and either a hornbook (preferably) or (if necessary) a commercial outline. The rules you can crib verbatim from the texts. Or from your notes, if you have a persnickety Prof. like my torts Prof., who wants us to spit back his definitions. But come up with your own explanations and examples that mean something to you.
- Finally, refine your outline to your liking. Rearrange concepts in order that make sense to you. Commit the rules to memory, but pare down, hone, and tweak your explanations and your examples until they become second nature.
If you follow those steps, I think you will be well prepared. And if you don’t like that method, feel free to use a different one. But I wanted to share that because one of the most frustrating things to me about all the “advice” sessions they have at school is that everyone says, “outline.” Then, when you ask, “How?” They all say, “Whatever works for you”. If someone says that to you, feel free to answer, “If I knew that, dipshit, I wouldn’t be asking! I’m a g-ddamn 1L!”*
3. Re-exam how you are taking notes in class. Are you really writing down what’s important? Or are you blindly scribbling away, hoping to sort it out later? Spend less time taking notes on the cases and more time paying attention. Most of the case doesn’t matter anyway. Spend more time taking notes on the concepts. (Hint: only a few, if that many, concepts come up in each class period. That chump typing away in the back of class is either recording stuff that doesn’t matter, blogging, or e-mailing his girlfriend.)
4. Start your outline the first or second week of class. Keep it up-to-date. Not that I did this, but I wish now that I had. If I had, I could have spent reading period reviewing my outline, and seriously delving in depth into any concepts I was unclear on. However, as it was, I spend most of the reading period on… my outline. Which was beneficial (see the process above) but it would have been really great to hit the reading period with a (mostly) completed outline.
5. Don’t panic. Panic kills. Do whatever it takes on test day to relax. Get a massage. Be all loosey goosey. It doesn’t pay to be tense. At least for me.
6. Don’t post mortem! It ain’t med school. Don’t dissect the test. Your peers don’t have anything to add. Take a cue from the Army: Don’t ask, don’t tell. Guess what, you did what you could and now it’s over. You can’t change your answers and knowing now that an aggressor can re-establish their right to self-defense by withdrawing isn’t going to help you now, is it? Is it?!
7. Good luck! Honestly, exams are tough, no doubt about it. But the hardest thing is overcoming the culture of fear that swirls around law schools. I think the mythos is perpetuated by attorneys and upperclassmen who feel some sort of fraternal bond, so they want to haze the new guys. Half the fear and intimidation in law school isn’t from the work, it’s from your peers.
Law Students on Law School
Matt Homann over at the [non]billable hour, has another installment of Five by Five, this time, featuring law students. The respondents include:
- Ambivalent Imbroglio
- Three Years of Hell to Become the Devil
- Sugar, Mr. Poon?
- Jeremy’s Weblog
- Buffalo Wings and Vodka
All of which are excellent blogs that any prospective or current law student should read. They offer some great suggestions for changing the legal education system.
Anonymous Lawyer
Anonymous Lawyer is looking from some literary representation, or so it would seem. (I must have missed the post.) If you haven’t read Anonymous Lawyer’s blog, I suggest you go take a look. It’s the “fictional” account of the trials and tribulations (no pun intended) of a “fictional” hiring partner at a Biglaw firm.
The beauty of Anonymous Lawyer really comes from not knowing how much is true and how much is exaggerated for effect. Some of the posts are downright nasty, and make you question humanity (and really serve to villify some in the legal profession). Other posts offer a glimmer of hope for this lost anonymous soul. I read it like a trashy novel and generally, I’m not disappointed. I tend not to read the comments on the Anonymous Lawyer’s site though, because like Scheherazade, I find a lot of them just mean spirited and many others just clearly don’t get the humor or irony of the site.
I also agree with Kelly, who comments on Evan’s site that she’s not sure the site would work as a book… I’m not sure it would either. Part of the guilty pleasure of reading the site is getting the diary feel that you are somehow privy to the day-to-day grist mill that AL works in. I think that would be lost in a book.
Anyway, since I’ve published over a half-dozen books or so, I’ve got some contacts. Unfortunately for AL, they are all in technical publishing. However, I do also have a sister who is a professional editor and works for a literary agent. So I’ll do my part by passing along the site to her for some comments and to see if she’ll run it up the food chain.
The Blawg Buzz
Imagine my surprise when I opened the December edition of Student Lawyer (from the ABA Law Student Division) and saw Todd Chatman’s article “Join the Blawg Bandwagon”. Todd’s better known as mowabb/ambimb over at ambivalent imbroglio and Blawg Wisdom, both great blawgs worth checking out. I’d completely forgotten that I’d answered some questions for the article some time ago, so I was pleasantly surprised to see my name in print.
The article is a great resource for novice bloggers, although it’s interesting to see this appear in an ABA publication, given ambimb’s latest post.