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Why I’ll Never Do Business with LaSalle Flowers Again
I am never using LaSalle Flowers again. Which makes me sad because I used to love this shop. Here’s why…
Each year for Valentine’s Day, I get my wife a bunch of white tulips because she loves them and I love her. I always used to get my flowers from the LaSalle Flower shop in Chicago, because they have quality flowers and do an outstanding job with arrangements.
This year, I went in and placed my order a week before Valentine’s Day. I wrote out a card. The shop let me know that they couldn’t guarantee a delivery time, being Valentine’s Day and all, which was fine with me, so long as the flowers were delivered on Valentine’s Day. And while her office was open.
They weren’t.
They were delivered at 5:02pm. Two minutes after her office closes. The deliver person did catch the receptionist and was able to squeeze them in. My wife had already left for the day. I’d picked her up myself at 4:55. We probably passed the delivery van on the road. On our way home, I called the shop to find out where the flowers were. They told me they would look into it and then never returned my call.
Now, I do understand it was Valentine’s Day and they are super busy. I’m not trying to be unreasonable. But when you count on a business like this and they don’t deliver, I think customer service demands stepping up to the plate.
The only thing the shop was willing to do to make amends in the situation was deliver the flowers to another location (i.e. pick them up at my wife’s office and take them to our home) or take them back for a refund. Take back a bouquet of flowers from my wife??! Yes, they seriously suggested that as an option!
I buy, or rather, bought flowers from LaSalle Street on a regular basis. My wife always loves their arrangements. Unfortunately, after the employees and manager today were rude, unapologetic, and unwilling to give me any kind of credit for what was their mistake, I’m not buying flowers from them again.
It’s about customer service. If they had returned my call in the first place and offered a credit of some kind, I’d be a really happy customer, writing a story about a great local business. Hell, even if they had just apologized profusely–I do understand it’s a busy day for them. Instead, here I am, writing a warning to others not to patronize a business that clearly doesn’t get customer service.
When I called again this morning, they were rude and completely unsympathetic. Do you know they didn’t apologize to me once? Not the employee who took my call. Not the manager she handed me off to. A simple apology would have created a lot of good will. Instead, here’s how my conversation with the manager ended today:
“So, you’re telling me that even though I’m a loyal customer, and it was your mistake in not getting the flowers out on-time, there is absolutely nothing you’re willing to do to make amends and keep my business?”
“That’s right.”
“I’m sorry I will never be doing business with your shop again.”
Anyone know a good florist in Chicago?
Update: Oh. My. God. You are not going to believe this!! My wife was out of the office and she got a call from the receptionist… the shop sent someone to take back the flowers!! Unreal. I specifically told the manager this morning that we were keeping the flowers (and they already charged my card.) My wife told the receptionist to let them take them, at least she’s pissed off at them, not me! Still, can you believe that??! Maybe they read this post and decided to retaliate. 🙂
Bears vs. Colts
I’ve come down with a cold (which really sucks, since classes start again tomorrow). So pretty much all I’ve done all day long is watch football, which is very out of character for me.
That said, as a Hoosier by birth and a Chicagoan by choice, this is going to be an awesome Superbowl!!!
Movie Meme
1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times.
Star Wars. Any of them. 🙂
2. Name a movie that you’ve seen multiple times in the theater.
See #1. Seriously, I was a “Star Wars” generation kid… I dressed up as Boba Fete for one Halloween!
3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie.
Johnny Depp. I really enjoy his approach to his art and his craft.
4. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie.
Faye Dunnaway. I really, really do not care for her acting ability.
5. Name a movie that you can and do quote from.
Being of the male sex, I can quote from far too many movies. Among them, many Tarantino films, a fair selection of Adam Sandler, and almost anything by Hal Hartley. I think I have a few Hal Hartley shorts memorized completely.
6. Name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs.
Hmm… Probably “The Sound of Music” from when I was a kid. Or “The Wizard of Oz”
7. Name a movie that have been known to sing along with.
RHPS (If you know the acronym, you know the movie.)
8. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see.
Wow. That’s too broad… one movie? Everyone? Okay, “Wings of Desire”.
9. Name a movie that you own.
You name a movie I don’t! Seriously, I own a whole lot of movies.
10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.
Dwight Yoakam. Seriously. He can actually act. Wil Smith would have to be in there… for all the fluff movies he does, check out “Six Degrees of Separation”. He’s incredible in it.
11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?
Well, I hate to be a one-trick pony, but “Star Wars”!
12. Ever made out in a movie?
Yes.
13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven’t yet gotten around to it.
An Inconvenient Truth
14. Ever walked out of a movie?
Yes. And oh, the irony… it was a movie I was *in*… and one by a personal hero (John Sayles)!
It was “Eight Men Out” and I was an extra. I went to see it to see myself on the big screen and was so bored I left before I even got to my scenes. 🙂 I think Sayles is a certified genius filmmaker… but I don’t share his passion for baseball.
15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.
I honestly can’t remember… I probably cried at E.T. in the theatre, but most of the movies that have made me cry (that I can recall) were rentals. (I really cried at the end of “Life is Beautiful”)
16. Popcorn?
Very rarely. And usually only if my wife wants some. I’m a “Milk Duds” guy… but Diet Coke, all the time.
17. How often do go to the movies (as opposed to renting them or watching them at home)?
Before law school? Or since law school? 🙂
18. What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?
The Borat movie…
19. What’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?
Indie… definitely.
20. What’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
I think Bambi… but I really don’t remember it much. Then again, I don’t remember last Monday!
Holiday Music Madness!
Since I’m finished with finals (yeah!) and I’ve been tagged by in limine… I give you: Dave’s Top 5 Holiday Songs!
5. AKIM & The Teddy Vann Production Company – Santa Claus Is A Black Man
I found out about this masterpiece on an episode of Fresh Air which featured John Waters and his new anthology CD, A John Waters Christmas. This song is everything you would expect from a John Waters Christmas and more…
4. Sloppy Seconds – Hooray For Santa Claus
This one is a cover of the theme song from “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” which you just have to love. Plus I grew up on punk rock in Indiana, which means you pretty much have to love Sloppy Seconds.
3. The Kinks – Father Christmas
The Kinks were punk rock before punk rock was punk rock. I think they’re under-rated overall, and this song is a definite Christmas classic in my book.
2. The Pogues – Fairytale of New York
Another classic, from another under-rated band. Although MXPX does a pretty good cover, you can’t go wrong with the original. Considering I pretty much hate almost all Irish music, I can’t help but love The Pogues.
And…. *drum roll*…
1. Jose Feliciano – Feliz Navidad!
If you don’t like this song, you are a Grinch. Sorry, it’s true.
There you have it… my list which is probably skewed towards the non-conventional, but hey, that’s how I swang, yo. Merry Christmas!!!
The Dave Paradox
Last night I was listening to my iPod, which decided to play Anti-Flag, N.B.C. (No Blood-thirsty Corporations). As I was sitting waiting for my Corporations final to begin. Ironically, I love both that song and the class.
Another Movie Meme
Popcorn or Candy? Candy. Milk duds or Receses Pieces.
Movie you’ve been meaning to see forever? Well, between working full-time and law school in the evening, that list would be *way* too long for this post…
You are given the power to recall one Oscar: who loses it, and to whom? Easy. 2001 Animated Feature Film–the first year of the category. Shrek won, a travesty. I would pry it from his green ogre hands and properly award it to Richard Linklater and the crew at Flat Black Films for Waking Life. They was robbed!
Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe. Boba Fett. C’mon, the dudes a badass.
Your favorite film franchise is: Star Wars. Duh.
Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why’d you invite them? What do you feed them? Hmmm… Five? Okay… do they have to be alive? I’m going to assume they do, which is a shame, because dinner with Billy Wilder would be *awesome*. Here goes:
John Sayles. He’s a genius and responsible for one of the greatest American movies: Matewan.
Steven Soderbergh. Another great American indie filmmaker and very largely responsible for a renaissance in American indie film with Sex, Lies, and Videotape.
Richard Linklater. Another great American indie. Yeah, I know, I saw The Newton Boys but you have to give him Slacker, Before Sunrise, Tape and one of my favs, Waking Life.
Johnny Depp. I just love this guy. I’ve never seen someone who was originally written off (21 Jump Street anyone?) become such a great artist. I’ve also never seen an interview with him that wasn’t interesting and engaging. I’m sure he has off nights, but I think he’d make a great guest.
Mark Cuban. He went to my alma matter. His production company, 2929, which with Soderbergh has done some really innovative things with distribution. He owns HDNet. And I have a business plan for a production company I would like to pitch him that could be funded with just a small fraction of his Maverick’s payroll. 🙂
I would feed them Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic. It’s easy and delicious.
What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?
Stocks. As in the kind that bind your hands and feet for public humiliation. In the lobby of the theater.
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever seen in a movie? Excluding documentaries, I’d say, Kazaam… Shaquille O’Neal is a great example of how being a sports star has nothing to do with your ability to act.
Your favorite genre (excluding “comedy” and “drama”) is… indie.
You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?
I would use my power to greenlight a ton of small(er) budget indie films to try to usher in a new golden age of quality studio films. You know, like back in the day when studios were making films like Midnight Cowboy and Network, two amazing films that would probably never get the green light at a major studio today.
Bonnie or Clyde? See, that’s too tough. I mean, on the one hand, Warren Beatty is fine and all, but Faye Dunnaway makes me want to hurl. (Except in Network, about the only decent performance she’s ever given, but I digress.) So I’m gonna cheat and go with another classic couple/criminal film, Breathless and say Jean-Paul Belmondo–cooler than Warren Beatty any day.
Me! Me! Meme
Blatently stolen from She Says and Zuska… Here’s my list!
Bold are the “Have Dones” and Italics are the “To Do”…
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game (and survived the crush afterwards)
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero (“wonder twin powers, activate!!”)
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving (Snorkeling…)
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication (Define Large Publication?)
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad – and the Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life
Atheism at the Ludicrous Extreme
Clearly, I’m not an atheist. But it’s important to note I am not a christian, either. Some would call me an agnostic, but I prefer merely to describe myself as spiritual. Raised (for the most part) Unitarian, I seek truth–to the extent it can be found. I do not believe in a personified, interventionist god. I believe in a force of nature that science has not–nor do I believe ever will–really explain, but like Stephen Jay Gould, I don’t think science need bother.
Proving–or disproving–the existence of “god” would be a very low priority in my lab, I can tell you that.
So, recently, Daniel C. Dennett, who’s work I’ve read and admire, had a medical problem that might have ended his life. He survived, and when he did, he thanked “goodness”. I have absolutely no issue with that. I’d thank goodness, too!
Where I think he’s mis-guided is in his chastising those who “prayed” for him. Oh, he’s quick to say that he appreciates the thought and that he understands the urge, but he wishes they’d do something useful:
“Surely it does the world no harm if those who can honestly do so pray for me! No, I’m not at all sure about that. For one thing, if they really wanted to do something useful, they could devote their prayer time and energy to some pressing project that they can do something about.”
Look, I understand what he’s getting at, but c’mon. This shit is getting ridiculous. The idea of “praying” or even saying, “you’re in my prayers” isn’t any more “wasteful” or “useless” than saying “you’re in my thoughts”. Is it wasted time to take a moment and stop, reflect on the state of a close friend or loved one, whether that thought is based in religion or secular humanism? The idea that someone is wasting their time because they are offering their support in form of prayer is just plain stupid. It’s no different (and I would agree no more effective) than saying, “I thought about you today.”
Yes, yes, I understand that if you’re a friend of Dennett and you know that he would feel the best way to honor or express care for him was plowing into your work and getting something remarkable done, well, by golly, that’s what you should do. But again, I’m calling bullshit. Humans, whether they believe in “god” or not should care about each other and the people in their lives. When they express that care as a thought, gesture or even–gasp–a prayer, it’s never useless and it’s never a waste of time.
Dawkins is a Good Read. And Wrong
Richard Dawkins is undoubtedly a very smart man, much smarter than me. However, his recent entry on the Huffington Post I found to be quite lacking.
First, he starts off with the misstatement that America was “founded in secularism as a beacon of eighteenth century enlightenment,” which I think romanticizes the founding of America a great deal. Not to mention that the country may have been “founded” by those fleeing religious persecution, but they didn’t waste much time persecuting those who held different beliefs. Dawkins paints this picture of a rosy secular republic with the Founding Fathers welcoming and tolerant to all differing religious views. Bollocks. The reason the founding fathers were so adamant to separate church and state wasn’t as much to keep church out of government as it was to keep government out of church. If Dawkins can say, with a straight face, that the founding fathers would have been open to all sects of Christianity, Judaism, Paganism, Islam, Mormonism, etc. then I’ll stand up and call him a bald faced liar. To say that our modern political system would “horrify” the Founding Fathers presumes that the Founding Fathers would not also have been “horrified” by things like abortion and gay marriage. I am fairly certain that would have been equally horrified by both.
Dawkins is correct, however, that there is a rising element of what I consider a specific brand of American Christian Fundamentalism that is definitely a cause for concern–among true Christians and non-Christians alike. These people, often in the guise of Christianity, pervert the very Bible they purport to worship for the sake of advancing their own political agenda and often engage in a form of worship that I can’t really fathom, which seems to include ignoring the poor and worshiping the dollar. But that’s not really the focus of Dawkins post.
Instead, Dawkins purports to engage reason and the scientific mind to conclude that, in all probability, there is no god. But he proceeds to offer evidence that is, frankly, irrelevant.
Turning to British leadership analogies as only a Brit could, Dawkins outlines the Chamberlain and Churchill schools of dealing with the ‘threat’ of religion to science (again, as if this threat were something new and endemic to America. Galileo might differ with Dawkins on this.)
Dawkins then goes on to criticize rational scientists, like Stephen Jay Gould, who understood that science cannot affirm or deny the existence of the supernatural, nor need they bother. That’s because Dawkins and the Fundamentalist Atheist movement are as zealous and mis-guided as the Fundamentalist Christian’s they oppose. Both of them have abandoned the core of the belief system they purport to adhere to and make gigantic leaps from reason.
Dawkins starts off in the right direction: that the existence of a deity (or deities, if you rather) can be viewed as a scientific hypothesis. I agree. In fact, to me, it’s very much like the quest for a unified theory in physics. But that’s where Dawkins makes a huge mistake: he concludes that “a universe with a god would be a completely different universe from one without”. Really? Why is that so? I say that a universe with a god could be exactly like one without one. It really depends on the nature of the god you believe in, doesn’t it?
Dawkins seems to think that if there is a god, it must be an interventionist god. That god would be evidenced by a righteous display of his powers, healing the sick, blowing shit up or something. I don’t really know. As an example, he offers that if there were some kind of DNA evidence that Jesus did, in fact, not have a father and had a virgin mother, that the religious community (which he’s lumped now with anyone who agrees with Gould’s NOMA) would rush to embrace the science. Right off the bat, Dawkins is trying to attack *Fundamentalism* but failing to properly define the scope of his inquiry. You can’t disprove one religion’s god based on the fundamental assumptions of another religion’s belief. Not all religions are incompatible with scientific inquiry or evolution. It’s too bad, in attempting to prove or disprove his hypothesis, Dawkins never actually bothers to define the “god” he’s attempting to disprove.
He makes an attempt. He mentions that if your view of “god” is one of “love, nature, goodness, the universe and the laws of physics, the spirit of humanity” then his previous diatribe doesn’t apply. What he misses is that to many Christians, god is both personified and the embodiment of those things. Now, personally, I don’t believe in a personified, interventionist god. But Dawkins really makes a critical error, one I see atheists making all the time, by distinguishing the two.
At heart of the debate between the religious and the non-religious is something that Dawkins does touch on: “we do need some kind of explanation for the origin of all things. Physicists and cosmologists are hard at work on the problem.” Which is precisely the basis of the theory he’s supposed to be addressing. He goes on to point out, rightly so, “Intelligent, creative, complex, statistically improbable things come late into the universe, as the product of evolution or some other process of gradual escalation from simple beginnings. They come late into the universe and therefore cannot be responsible for designing it.” That’s where he slips up. He’s assuming that “god” is a “complex and statistically improbable thing” and that since these things are the product of evolution, they “cannot be responsible for designing it.”
That may be true, but now, he’s attacking Intelligent Design. He’s assuming, and he makes a lot of assumptions–most of which are based in Fundamentalism, that if there were a god who created the universe, that it must have been designed. Because when physicists smash atoms into each other in a supercollider, the sub-atomic particles that result are always exactly what they expected.
But, in fact, most of the Christians I know don’t believe in intelligent design. They believe in evolution and they’ve read Darwin (many even read Dawkins). Certainly Dawkins hangs with a different crowd than I do, but something tells me neither one of us is down with the Creflo Dollar crew. That’s the problem. Dawkins says it’s improbable that there’s a god because all of the complexities of life are numerous and unlikely to have been designed. Therefore, no god could have been complex enough to create all this, so no god exists. Q.E.D. Very nice. But very wrong. He’s looking in the wrong place for his evidence.
He hits on the kernel of what should be the starting point of scientific investigation when he says “Physicists and cosmologists are hard at work on the problem.” That’s where the answer lies, if there is an answer. Looking to evolution for the proof of existence or non-existence of god is looking in the wrong place. Evolution doesn’t have to be incompatible with god. Dawkins isn’t even asking the right questions, let alone looking at proper evidence.
If you want to believe that the universe was created by a god/gods and that it has since evolved into what it is, that’s fine with me. If you want to believe that the universe is pure random happenstance, that is also fine with me. If you want to believe that we ride on the back of a great tortoise I also am okay with that. But what really, really irritates me is zealotry. And I see Dawkins and his ilk engaging in the exact same kind of religious zealotry as Fundamentalist Christians, but they call their religion “Science”. What’s shameful about that is it’s a perverted science, as sure as “Fundamentalism” is a perverted Christianity. It’s zealotry, pure and simple. It’s low-down, dirty partisan politics. It’s intellectually dishonest.
The honest answer is: we can’t prove god exists and we can’t prove that god does not exist. Both the existence and non-existence of God are competing scientific hypotheses which are, at least in the foreseeable future, unlikely to be proved or disproved. Not that it can’t be valid scientific inquiry, I think it can. But before Dawkins can spout off evidence supporting his theory, it would be more productive to actually define which theory of god he’s actually attacking.
If you ask me, though, it’s a tremendous waste of his time and energy, not to mention his intellect. Instead of worrying about whether or not there is a god, the right thing to do is to stop wasting time and effort attempting to convert the religious to atheism and to focus on stopping the rise of Fundamentalism that perverts science, humanity and religion.