Yes! Free Government Ringtones, you know, for kids!

They are about as good as government cheese. Wait, I think these are government cheese. Oh no, they are the latest appeal from Uncle Sam to help kids get the message that saying no to drugs is cool. I particularly love this copy:

“We bet that you’re getting sick of hearing Justin, 50 cent, or Ring 5 every time one of your buddies calls.”
Yeah… because teens hate conformity and popular music. They would much rather have lame ass tones produced by bureaucrats!

My favorite is “Pick up your phone“. That one is begging for an industrious teen to mix to say, “Hey, pick up your phone… biatch.”

Update: It gets even better! You can get free anti-drug graphics for your website! Now who thought up, “Life: my anti-drug”… sheesh, it’s the existential crisis of adolescence that drives most of the kids to drugs in the first place.

“My feet are the size of the Atlantic Ocean and my head the size of a pea.”
(Commenting on her Time Magazine cover photo. Sounds pretty much like a whiney liberal, doesn’t she?)

Give me a f*ing break.
Hey, MPAA: bite me.
[Via Tech Law Advisor]

The man is really frightening. Check out his latest interview in the Washington Times. Batshit crazy:

“The reason we had judicial review is because Congress didn’t stop [the courts]. The reason we had a right to privacy is because Congress didn’t stop them.”

There you have it, folks: Tom Delay doesn’t want you to have a right to privacy; he would rather have Congress control your lives.

Um, where is big government involvement in private matters in the Republican Party Platform? I must have missed it. Shouldn’t the Republicans start stepping up and policing their own ranks? This guy is out of control…

Apparently, some fellow Republicans are starting to distance themselves from Tom Delay.

This guy is a nutbar. They say absolute power corrupts absolutely. Clearly, there is a bad apple leading our Congress. We the People, need to put a stop to this.

Update: Wow. Even Prof. Bainbridge is having doubts about Delay. That simply cannot bode well.

Some USA Today Poll Numbers:

• 53% of Americans disapprove of Bush’s handling of the Schiavo case
• 76% of Americans disapprove of Congress’ handling of the Schiavo case
• By a 2-1 margin, Americans feel the religious right has too much influence in the Bush administration
• 55% view the Republican Party as the party of government intervention into their personal lives
• 53% view the Democratic Party as not-interfering with moral issues

And house majority leader Tom Delay is in hot water again (NYT). Apparently his wife and daughter have been paid more than half a million dollars by his PAC since 2001.
Sounds like it is time to start holding the “moral majority” to some actual moral standards. The momentum against these cretins seems to be building… let’s keep it going.

The DNC offers Scandal Man: A Guide to the Ethics Violations, Abuses of Power, and Corruption of House Majority Leader Tom Delay.
[Via Kristyna]

It appears I am not the only person out there who has lost their patience with the hypocrisy of Tom Delay. Yesterday, the Public Campaign Action Fund released a television ad they are going to be running to put pressure on Congress to look into Mr. Delay’s ethical transgressions. His response? “Bring it on… [m]y constituents know what’s going on.”

So, apparently, it is on.

The PCAF also has a blog, the Daily Delay to track the wheelings and dealings of the man from Sugar Land.
Salon has a couple of good summaries of Delays ethics violations (at least the ones we know about so far): All About Delay and Tom Delay’s Funny Money Trail.

There’s a lot of irony in a Republican leader who helped kill federalism. And Dahlia Lithwick has a great editorial over at Slate, in which she points out that Mr. Delay, a champion of the “sanctity of marriage” doesn’t care about the sanctity of the Schiavo’s marriage. (“I don’t care what her husband says.”)

Apparently, Mr. Delay doesn’t care about the separation of powers, checks and balances, or the U.S. Constitution, either. He’s now on a campaign questioning the actions of the Federal judges in the Schaivo case. The judges that upheld the law. The law of the United States. This has got to be stopped. It’s more than political rhetoric; it’s dangerous. Mr. Delay, I hope you’re listening: if anything happens to any of those Federal justices in the way of vigilante violence, their blood will be on your hands and on the hands of any member of Congress who supports you.

Nick Penniman, program director at the Campaign For America’s Future, has a great editorial on TomPaine.com about how Tom Delay is a complete disgrace to the Republican Party and why they shouldn’t bother defending him.
It’s not only time for the Republicans to stop defending this cretin. It’s time for the rest of us to step up our diligence in making sure that they get the message loud and clear that we won’t tolerate this nonsense from our leaders. I sincerely hope Mr. Delay is dead wrong and that his constituents don’t know what’s going on. Because if they do, and they continue to support a man like Tom Delay, I’m afraid for us all.

Not that there was much doubt about the fact that Florida, on the whole, sucks. But here’s another nail in the coffin…
[Via Katelog]