Last night I had a dream that I went to see Stephen Malkmus with a bunch of friends. It was a great show and after we got to hang out with him. He had an acoustic guitar out, and was playing some new stuff that he’d been working on… he turned to me and said, “I think you’ll like this one,” and proceeded to play me a song he’d written about intestacy statutes.

I now leave you to go spiral deeper into my bar exam neurosis. I’m going off-line for the next three weeks to prepare… hey, I know my weakness.

To all my fellow recent JDs, who are busy studying mashups of laws that don’t really exist in most jurisdictions to be able to answer hypotheticals about problems you’ll likely never face in real practice, good luck!!!