I am not unsympathetic to hunger. Check out this blog. I enjoy food. I also understand that hunger can be distracting in class, especially an evening class. And when my blood sugar gets low, I get really cranky. Like now. You know what else makes me cranky? YOUR CONTINUED CHOMPING ON YOUR SANDWICH AND CHIPS.
Seriously, you were *late* to class anyway, you couldn’t finish it outside? Instead, I have to sit here and smell your greasy cafeteria food _and_ listen to CHOMP after CHOMP while I’m *trying* to fight my own hunger and pay attention to the lecture.

What’s worse is this is the *second time* this week that you’ve done this. It’s becoming a habit, and I’m getting peeved. Please, eat before class or next time, I’m going to bring a bowl of cereal to class, slurp and crunch it down in your face, and then dump the leftover milk on your head.

Thank you.
Irritable Dave.